Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes
	And tapes without any tracks;
Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes
	And tapes mixed up on the racks --
		Take hold of the tape
		And pull off the strip,
		And then you'll be sure
		Your tape drive will skip.

		-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes

If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.
		-- Graham Summer