Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
	(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad
	    check.
	(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
	(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
	    attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
	    attracted to dark objects.

"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
		-- Bertold Brecht